Ted Dunphy
Aug 29, 20164 min read
Who do you think you are?
William Ainsworth, three pints into his Friday night quota, announced to no one in particular that he was applying for an Irish passport....
Ted Dunphy
Aug 2, 20163 min read
Voices crying
Jeremy Corbyn isn’t the problem. Nor is he the solution. He is the voice speaking for those who know what the real problem is. He is in a...
Ted Dunphy
Jul 9, 20163 min read
Where have all the experts gone? Far, far away
Pete the Stump left the pub last night without saying good night to anyone and without upsetting the barmaid by inviting her to his place...
Ted Dunphy
Jul 6, 20163 min read
What Prick Bursts Your Balloon?
Physicists tell us that once you inflate a balloon with regular, atmospheric air, the air inside will have a greater pressure than the...
Ted Dunphy
Jun 27, 20163 min read
In/out, turned out to be, shake it all about
We had a vote. One part of the population said, go this way, a slightly smaller part of the population said, go that way. Now there is a...
Ted Dunphy
Jun 20, 20163 min read
The End is Nigh
The country groans in silent relief at the approaching final resolution of the Conservative blood feud that spilled onto the streets and...
Ted Dunphy
Jun 15, 20163 min read
Academy Gold - the Midas Touch
Bludger, Hemp and Scruttle Educationalist Consulters Confrontation and Litigation Specialists Custodial Towers Bull Ring, Birmingham...